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Neo_Genesis
The Assassin

Joined: 10 Aug 2003
Posts: 3050
Location: The Netherlands |
*Neo's dace is all covered with salsa.*
your gonna pay for that.
*Neo takes the vat with salsa and Goshuto in it. and trows it to Val.* _________________ Always wondering how it would be... |
Tue Nov 11, 2003 7:30 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes

Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
*Val watches and laughs as Neo_Genesis strains to lift the vat of salsa, let alone throw it.* _________________ Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
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Tue Nov 11, 2003 7:34 pm |
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goshuto
Wanderer

Joined: 29 May 2002
Posts: 1142
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quote: Originally posted by Neo_Genesis
*Neo takes the vat with salsa and Goshuto in it. and trows it to Val.*
Hey, I'm not in the vat! I'm hiding all those pieces I stole from the chipper/shredder!  _________________ "Tree stuck in cat. Firemen baffled."--Simcity 3K
"Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards."--Soren Aabye Kierkegaard |
Tue Nov 11, 2003 7:35 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes

Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
*Hits goshuto over the head with a cast iron frying pan.*
No, you're immersed and drowning in moldy, old salsa. _________________ Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
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Tue Nov 11, 2003 7:37 pm |
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goshuto
Wanderer

Joined: 29 May 2002
Posts: 1142
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Whew, good thing I wore that steel helmet and salsa-resistant suit. Hmmm, I wonder what happens if I tip the vat towards Val...
* a torrent of salsa flows towards Val * _________________ "Tree stuck in cat. Firemen baffled."--Simcity 3K
"Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards."--Soren Aabye Kierkegaard |
Tue Nov 11, 2003 7:42 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes

Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
*Val steps out of the way.*
*Val then runs up to goshuto and kicks him in the shins. While goshuto is nursing his bruised shins, Val trips him and shoves him down the newly created salsa slide. goshuto goes sliding over a near-by cliff where he falls into shark-infested waters.* _________________ Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
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Tue Nov 11, 2003 7:47 pm |
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goshuto
Wanderer

Joined: 29 May 2002
Posts: 1142
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Sharks! My favorite kind of fish!!
Here here sharkie! Yes, that's it, good shark.
* pets shark *
See that succubus over there? ATTACK!!!! _________________ "Tree stuck in cat. Firemen baffled."--Simcity 3K
"Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards."--Soren Aabye Kierkegaard |
Tue Nov 11, 2003 7:49 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes

Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
*The shark bites goshuto's arm off.* _________________ Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
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Tue Nov 11, 2003 7:53 pm |
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goshuto
Wanderer

Joined: 29 May 2002
Posts: 1142
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That's MY arm! Bad shark, bad shark!
* reattaches arm with duct tape *
Now go and bring me that's succubus head, and I will give you a reward.
Oh, wait! You will need this to get out of the water...
* gives the shark a levitation device *
Hmmm, you could use something else...
* fits the shark with a laser gun *
There you go. Now, at my command... ATTACK!
PS: Looks like it is impossible to beat Val... or at least it takes a looong time. _________________ "Tree stuck in cat. Firemen baffled."--Simcity 3K
"Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards."--Soren Aabye Kierkegaard |
Tue Nov 11, 2003 8:04 pm |
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Toaster
Bread Alert

Joined: 27 Jan 2003
Posts: 5475
Location: Sweden |
*Toaster watches goshuto, and thinks to himself: 'He could as well give up at once...'*
*Sigh* _________________
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Tue Nov 11, 2003 8:09 pm |
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~NOBODY~
The One And Only

Joined: 15 Sep 2003
Posts: 1824
Location: Vivec, Jobasha's Rare Books |
Why work soo much? Why not just drop Val in the chipper\shredder?
I just said it, I didn't do it, Val.
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Tue Nov 11, 2003 8:10 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes

Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
I'm disappointed, goshuto. You missed a golden opportunity for a Monty Python quote. Shame on you.
*The shark still sees that goshuto is closer and now bleeding. Every shark within a mile goes into a feeding frenzy and proceed to rip goshuto apart and eat him.* _________________ Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
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Tue Nov 11, 2003 8:10 pm |
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goshuto
Wanderer

Joined: 29 May 2002
Posts: 1142
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quote: Originally posted by Val
I'm disappointed, goshuto. You missed a golden opportunity for a Monty Python quote. Shame on you.
Drat! Is it related to the black knight? _________________ "Tree stuck in cat. Firemen baffled."--Simcity 3K
"Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards."--Soren Aabye Kierkegaard |
Tue Nov 11, 2003 8:15 pm |
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Toaster
Bread Alert

Joined: 27 Jan 2003
Posts: 5475
Location: Sweden |
At least that's the only one I can think of. _________________
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Tue Nov 11, 2003 8:18 pm |
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goshuto
Wanderer

Joined: 29 May 2002
Posts: 1142
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Oh, I got it!!!
"'Tis but a scratch." _________________ "Tree stuck in cat. Firemen baffled."--Simcity 3K
"Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards."--Soren Aabye Kierkegaard |
Tue Nov 11, 2003 8:18 pm |
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