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Val
Risen From Ashes

Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
No worries.
Granted, you get a motorcycle, but you don't have a license to drive it. So it sits and collects dust.
I wish for rabid squirrels to attack people in the South Pole. _________________ Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
=Guardian, Moderator, UltimaDot Newshound=  |
Fri Apr 01, 2005 9:59 pm |
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Darrius Cole
Most Exalted Highlord

Joined: 04 May 2004
Posts: 406
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Granted, but since there are so few people on the South Pole the squirrels make quick work of that and then in rabid insanity begin to fill out U.S. tax forms and wait until April 15 2005 to mail them all at one time increasing the normal April 15 rush 4 fold.
Since no one responded,
I wish I could do the Jedi Mind Trick on other people in real life. _________________ Always with you what can not be done. Hear you nothing that I say? - Master Yoda
Only the powerful are free. - Darrius Cole |
Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:32 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes

Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Granted, but you are limited to commanding people to listen to music from the 1940s. Their minds reject all of your other commands.
I wish for an iPod. _________________ Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
=Guardian, Moderator, UltimaDot Newshound=  |
Sat Apr 02, 2005 12:36 am |
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Krzychu
Hidden Character

Joined: 25 May 2002
Posts: 1738
Location: It is my little secret. |
Granted, but Microsoft fanatics storm your house and start destroying everything starting with the iPod.
I wish my internet connection wasn't so slow (Arrgh!) during weekends. _________________ =Member of the RPGDot Shadows=
=Member of the Nonflamers' Guild= |
Sat Apr 02, 2005 12:06 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes

Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Granted, you now have a T1 line to your house and a monthly bill of $500.
I wish for Revenge of the Sith to not suck. _________________ Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
=Guardian, Moderator, UltimaDot Newshound=  |
Sat Apr 02, 2005 10:48 pm |
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CassRo
Seer of Delphi


Joined: 11 Feb 2005
Posts: 425
Location: look behind you ... |
Granted, the movie is excellent, but since this was the last movie, the fans want more and Lucas ain't gonna make more, so they guard the cinemas with baseball bats and knives etc. [this kinda sucks so feel free to comment ]
I wish for a games magazine that gives the games they talk about. _________________ I choose NOT to have a sig!
You read this text AGAIN?! ARGHH! Stop reading! Now! You're still reading this, aren't you. *sigh* Sure, read, I doesn't bother me. Really! Read on, dude. Cool. READ. Ok, enough! Stop! ... I hate you ... If you don't stop I'll replay Manhunt and I'll show you what I can do with a toothpick!!!11 Save the Whales!!!!!!111oneoneone |
Sun Apr 03, 2005 2:52 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes

Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Heh, I like a good ending better than a "to be continued..." sign.
Granted, but now the magazine costs hundreds of dollars and is stuffed with crappy games you will never play. And since games are now only sold this way, you have to buy a bunch of crap to get the one good game. Not to mention the fact that you'd only have one month to run out and buy the magazine before it's yanked from the shelves and replaced with the new issue. Farewell bargin bin.
I wish for a good night's sleep. _________________ Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
=Guardian, Moderator, UltimaDot Newshound=  |
Sun Apr 03, 2005 6:24 pm |
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CassRo
Seer of Delphi


Joined: 11 Feb 2005
Posts: 425
Location: look behind you ... |
Granted, but it's daytime.
I wish for Internet 2 to be launched now, cheap like the normal one and with all the stuff it would have got in 5-7 years of work. _________________ I choose NOT to have a sig!
You read this text AGAIN?! ARGHH! Stop reading! Now! You're still reading this, aren't you. *sigh* Sure, read, I doesn't bother me. Really! Read on, dude. Cool. READ. Ok, enough! Stop! ... I hate you ... If you don't stop I'll replay Manhunt and I'll show you what I can do with a toothpick!!!11 Save the Whales!!!!!!111oneoneone |
Mon Apr 04, 2005 10:28 am |
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Sem
Solid as a Rock

Joined: 01 Mar 2004
Posts: 3386
Location: at the Dot |
Granted, you'll get it with every bug and error of 5-7 years without maintenance.
I wish for a glass of Cola. Simpel with one or two ice cubes and no hidden catches. _________________ "Who are we to call this planet Earth, when it's clearly Ocean."
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Tue Apr 05, 2005 1:45 pm |
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Chekote
Where’s my Banana?!?!

Joined: 08 Mar 2002
Posts: 1540
Location: Dont know, looks kind of green |
"No hidden catches"
Granted. Its blatantly obvious there's a turd floating in it.
I wish for an uber PC _________________ IMHO my opinion is humble |
Tue Apr 05, 2005 3:03 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes

Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Granted, you are now the proud owner of a computer made by an obscure company called "uber". A small, subpar computer manufacturer located in Siberia. Their products all lack support and their strange operating system, "uberux", has Russian as it's only supported language.
I wish for my shoulder to stop hurting. _________________ Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
=Guardian, Moderator, UltimaDot Newshound=  |
Tue Apr 05, 2005 5:52 pm |
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Darrius Cole
Most Exalted Highlord

Joined: 04 May 2004
Posts: 406
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Granted, gangrene sets in on your shoulder and it get amputated, thus it stops hurting.
I wish the Chicago Cubs would win the World Series this year. _________________ Always with you what can not be done. Hear you nothing that I say? - Master Yoda
Only the powerful are free. - Darrius Cole |
Tue Apr 05, 2005 7:01 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes

Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Eh... ever heard of phantom pain?
Granted, they win the World Series but then are stripped of the title when it is discovered that the entire team was taking steriods.
I wish for a tv. _________________ Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
=Guardian, Moderator, UltimaDot Newshound=  |
Tue Apr 05, 2005 7:21 pm |
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erik
High Emperor


Joined: 08 Sep 2003
Posts: 477
Location: The Netherlands |
Granted, but the only TV available is black and white and doesn't seem top be able to keep the signal steady for more than 5 seconds.
I wish for a nice cold beer. _________________ Fear is a dangerous thing: fear leads to hate and hate leads to suffering - Yoda
Member of the Sports Fans Club
Member of the Nonflamers' Guild |
Tue Apr 05, 2005 10:28 pm |
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CassRo
Seer of Delphi


Joined: 11 Feb 2005
Posts: 425
Location: look behind you ... |
Granted, but it's in a cage along with a hungry tiger.
I wish to be a good writer. _________________ I choose NOT to have a sig!
You read this text AGAIN?! ARGHH! Stop reading! Now! You're still reading this, aren't you. *sigh* Sure, read, I doesn't bother me. Really! Read on, dude. Cool. READ. Ok, enough! Stop! ... I hate you ... If you don't stop I'll replay Manhunt and I'll show you what I can do with a toothpick!!!11 Save the Whales!!!!!!111oneoneone |
Wed Apr 06, 2005 10:59 am |
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