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Remus
Overgrown Cat
Joined: 03 Jul 2002
Posts: 1657
Location: Fish bowl |
While waiting for "the next big thing" in RPGs for this year, why don't we make out some humorous final remarks by player character before he/she get killed by some accidents or they own stupidity?. Just anything from your imagination, or, past experience in particular RPGs that you played.
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Here's mine:
-"You guys stay here, and watch me sneak up and backstabing that dragon."
-"Get off from your high horse you stupid bigheaded overgrown lizard!, and stop calling me as a mere mortalS for your Dragon".
-"I am fine, your Highness, i'm just tired of all the these stupid fed-ex quests and foolish errants."
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Bet that ain't good or original though, here is more from a website that i stumbled upon:
Quote:
-"Look out! I'm coming to save you!"
-"The spell 'Know Alignment' says she's a Neutral Good Drow."
-"What was that 'Oops' at the end of your spell ?"
-"Am I still bleeding ?"
-"Fifty monsters ? Well, half of 'em are kobolds. We can take 'em!"
-"What do you mean there's a shapechanging demon in the party ?"
-"What do you mean there's no saving throw ?"
-"Man, this water feels really funny."
-"I've been impaled to the floor with a lance ? Um, I try and tumble out of the way of his next attack."
-"O.K., I'll divert the guards, you all go in the back gate."
-"Let a REAL wizard show you how it's done..."
-"No one would booby-trap their own closet."
-"It can't be a beholder, we're only first level!"
-"I don't trust you."
-"You mean I lost my +1 sword in the sand pit? I go back and get it."
-"I knew I should have put more points in DEX."
-"Hey, I wanna lead the party!"
-"Don't worry. We're alone."
-"I can use my Psionic powers on this Mindflayer."
-"I think level draining's only temporary. Keep attacking."
-"Wait...Dragons can only breathe fire once per day right?"
- PC : "For Honor, for King, for God." *chargin toward dragon*
Dragon: "For lunch."
-"The huge red dragon is flying toward me with his mouth open? Ok, I roll for initiative with my bastard sword."
-"Surrender and give me all your money !"
-"This potion really tastes good."
-"Yes!!! The wizard is dead. One more round and he would have killed
us. What do you mean a Delayed Blast Fireball?"
-"That's odd. The tracks end here."
-"That dragon is too young to breathe fire."
-"Why do you insist upon looking at my character sheet?"
-"Why are you guys smiling like that?"
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Wed Jan 08, 2003 3:04 pm |
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Seth
Last Man Standing
Joined: 23 Jan 2002
Posts: 1008
Location: Faerun |
Good ones
“I’ll came back when I modify my .ini file”
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Wed Jan 08, 2003 3:35 pm |
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Jaz
Late Night Spook
Joined: 20 Jan 2002
Posts: 9708
Location: RPGDot |
We had a list of famous last RPG words in each issue of our RPG fanzine all those years ago.
Some 'real' last words of some RPG characters of mine/our group were:
"Cheers." (Jacques LeBoeuf, mercenary Mechwarrior, while opening a can of beer in his cockpit and not noticing the hostile Mech creeping up from behind - RPG: Mechwarrior, 2nd ed.)
"For the Emperor!" (Jaz Tarn, Imperial Storm Commando, while pressing down a terrorist's fingers on a dead-man's-handle trigger of a nuclear device. Needless to say that the terrorist ran him through with the vibro blade in his free hand. Well, JT kicked his legs out from under him in the same moment and both fell into a lava pit. End of story. RPG: WEG's Star Wars, 2nd ed.)
"Trust me. I know exactly what I'm doing." (Major "Ma" Collins via radio to Sgt. "Junior" Reyes (who was my character in this scenario) while trying to defuse the warhead of a neutron bomb. RPG: Twilight:2000)
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Wed Jan 08, 2003 4:12 pm |
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crpgnut
Captain of the Guard
Joined: 22 May 2002
Posts: 197
Location: St. Louis |
I was playing in the Tomb of Horrors module in a D&D campaign. My party's monk had been detecting and removing traps all along this corridor. We came upon this dark portal and my character, an 8th level Paladin, said
"Take it easy for a little bit Monkey, I'll explore this one for you." Unfortunately for me, the "dark portal" was a sphere of annihilation. That really sucked 
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Wed Jan 29, 2003 3:58 pm |
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Jaz
Late Night Spook
Joined: 20 Jan 2002
Posts: 9708
Location: RPGDot |
Tomb of Horrors! Vhoa, I remember that one, especially the lich (no, wait, wasn't he a demi-lich?) boss, wasn't his name Acererak? Must have played it back in the 80s... it was one of the fabled tournament modules, quick and dirty .
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Wed Jan 29, 2003 6:49 pm |
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crpgnut
Captain of the Guard
Joined: 22 May 2002
Posts: 197
Location: St. Louis |
I don't know much past the first corridor, unfortunately. My guy died and I re-rolled a mage character who was only first level. Needless to say this guy wasn't tackling the tomb of horrors That paladin was the highest level character I ever had in our AD&D campaign. Our DM was harsh, but fair. We generally got a few miraculous saves, but he'd kill off our guys frequently and we never complained. It was more fun playing low level characters anyway. I always like it when you're nervous facing a party of kobolds. None of our party members made it all the way through the Tomb. I wasn't even the first to die and I died less than a 100' from the entrace!
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Wed Jan 29, 2003 7:12 pm |
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Jaz
Late Night Spook
Joined: 20 Jan 2002
Posts: 9708
Location: RPGDot |
We made it through the Tomb of Horrors in one piece - at least if you don't count all those resurrections  . Our DM was a good, fair and harsh DM as well, but we were a distrustful bunch of characters so we were rather successful making it through the Tomb.
There was one module I didn't survive in two separate attempts, however. When the DM chased our heavily Paladin-based party through the 'Tomb of the Lizard King' (by RPG character mass murderers Niles and Acres) for the first time, we managed to perish in room No. 2. When we gave it another try with another party about half a year later, my character was killed during the showdown. I guess Paladins just aren't very long-lived . At least they weren't then...
My favorite AD&D modules as a DM were: the original 'Ravenloft' (I still think it's a nice touch to have the DM play against the party of players once in a while) and its successor 'House on Gryphon Hill' and, of course, the D&D/AD&D module based on the AD&D action figures: 'Quest for the Heartstone'. Oh, right. I also loved most of the UK modules. Those British module authors (White Dwarf and thus Warhammer/WH40k writers) just had a totally different kind of humor.
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