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Neo_Genesis
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*Neo's dace is all covered with salsa.*
your gonna pay for that.
*Neo takes the vat with salsa and Goshuto in it. and trows it to Val.*
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Post Tue Nov 11, 2003 7:30 pm
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Val
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*Val watches and laughs as Neo_Genesis strains to lift the vat of salsa, let alone throw it.*
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Post Tue Nov 11, 2003 7:34 pm
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goshuto
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quote:
Originally posted by Neo_Genesis
*Neo takes the vat with salsa and Goshuto in it. and trows it to Val.*


Hey, I'm not in the vat! I'm hiding all those pieces I stole from the chipper/shredder!
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Post Tue Nov 11, 2003 7:35 pm
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Val
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*Hits goshuto over the head with a cast iron frying pan.*

No, you're immersed and drowning in moldy, old salsa.
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Post Tue Nov 11, 2003 7:37 pm
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goshuto
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Whew, good thing I wore that steel helmet and salsa-resistant suit. Hmmm, I wonder what happens if I tip the vat towards Val...

* a torrent of salsa flows towards Val *
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Post Tue Nov 11, 2003 7:42 pm
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Val
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*Val steps out of the way.*

*Val then runs up to goshuto and kicks him in the shins. While goshuto is nursing his bruised shins, Val trips him and shoves him down the newly created salsa slide. goshuto goes sliding over a near-by cliff where he falls into shark-infested waters.*
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Post Tue Nov 11, 2003 7:47 pm
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goshuto
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Sharks! My favorite kind of fish!!

Here here sharkie! Yes, that's it, good shark.

* pets shark *

See that succubus over there? ATTACK!!!!
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Post Tue Nov 11, 2003 7:49 pm
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Val
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*The shark bites goshuto's arm off.*
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Post Tue Nov 11, 2003 7:53 pm
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goshuto
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That's MY arm! Bad shark, bad shark!

* reattaches arm with duct tape *

Now go and bring me that's succubus head, and I will give you a reward.

Oh, wait! You will need this to get out of the water...

* gives the shark a levitation device *

Hmmm, you could use something else...

* fits the shark with a laser gun *

There you go. Now, at my command... ATTACK!


PS: Looks like it is impossible to beat Val... or at least it takes a looong time.
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Post Tue Nov 11, 2003 8:04 pm
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Toaster
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*Toaster watches goshuto, and thinks to himself: 'He could as well give up at once...'*

*Sigh*
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~NOBODY~
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Why work soo much? Why not just drop Val in the chipper\shredder?

I just said it, I didn't do it, Val.

Or the best thing is to join her.
Post Tue Nov 11, 2003 8:10 pm
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Val
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I'm disappointed, goshuto. You missed a golden opportunity for a Monty Python quote. Shame on you.


*The shark still sees that goshuto is closer and now bleeding. Every shark within a mile goes into a feeding frenzy and proceed to rip goshuto apart and eat him.*
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goshuto
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quote:
Originally posted by Val
I'm disappointed, goshuto. You missed a golden opportunity for a Monty Python quote. Shame on you.


Drat! Is it related to the black knight?
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Post Tue Nov 11, 2003 8:15 pm
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At least that's the only one I can think of.
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goshuto
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Oh, I got it!!!

"'Tis but a scratch."
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