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Kris
Eager Tradesman
Joined: 22 Jan 2003
Posts: 25
Location: Mundaring, West Australia |
Notice to my fellow Adventurers |
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I realise that in a popular adventure destination like Arx there will currently be many hundreds of us sharing the same room at the Castle at the same time. Particularly as now is the height of the Universe saving season, and the only guest room has been grossly overbooked.
So I expect the bed linen to smell pretty rank, and to find the occasional apple core lying around. Perhaps even a carelessly tossed condom under the bed.
But the person who has left his uncooked and partly dismembered chicken dinner on our bedspread has gone too far.
Some of us value cleanliness (well a little bit anyway..) and some may even be vegetarians.
Kindly smarten your act up – or the rest of us will be forced to wait behind the door and give you a severe Fireballing out next time you return….
(And to the person with the cold feet and bad breath, please wait until I have got out of the bed before you get in. Thank you.) |
Fri Jan 24, 2003 4:15 am |
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sunshine
Head Merchant
Joined: 06 Jan 2003
Posts: 51
Location: Texas |
I think that kris has brought up an importaint issue.
This chicken is truly RANK!
Also you cannot carry it in a backpack, so you have to manually carry it down the hall to the kitchen and throw it at the cook.
Or you can give it to the evil snake lady in the library, maybe she can use it in her little 'ritual'.. _________________ ---Sunshine |
Fri Jan 24, 2003 7:10 pm |
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corwin
On the Razorblade of Life
Joined: 10 Jun 2002
Posts: 8376
Location: Australia |
I agree, you couldn't even fireball it for a roast late night snack!! _________________ If God said it, then that settles it!
I don't use Smileys, I use Emoticons!!
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Fri Jan 24, 2003 11:42 pm |
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