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Cm
Sentinel of Light

Joined: 26 Jan 2003
Posts: 5209
Location: Missouri USA |
Granted, you get one of those little plastic models stuck in a plastic bottle from a vending machine. You can see the sail if you use a magnifying glass.
I wish I had a good laptop. _________________ =Member of the Nonflamers Guild=
=Member of Worshippers of the Written Word=
A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
Mark Twain
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Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:48 pm |
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weirdo2590
Protector of the Realm


Joined: 09 Jun 2005
Posts: 251
Location: Look behind you |
granted you get a crappy one that isnt evil.
I wish I was a werewolf. _________________ # It's a badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger badger, badger, badger, badger, badger,badger.
Mushrom, Mushroom.....# |
Fri Jul 29, 2005 6:39 pm |
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Roach
SBR Belfry Bat

Joined: 20 Jan 2002
Posts: 3233
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Granted, but your fur shall be pink with purple polka dots and you shall have an uncontrollable need to chew on old stinky shoes.
quote: Originally posted by weirdo2590
...one that isnt evil.
No MS Windows? Too bad, Linux is really hard and can have compatibility issues with games.
I wish that I could play in the NFL. (American Football) |
Fri Jul 29, 2005 7:20 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes

Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Granted, you win the "Play NFL Football for one game!" fan contest. You get to play on your favorite team. You get a custom uniform made just for you. You get to spend time with the team and make freinds with all of them. On the day of the game, you run out onto the field with the rest of the team to the cheers of thousands of spectators. Your heart swells with joy. You get to play football with the best on live tv. All of your family and friends at home are watching and cheering you on. The jumbotron shows a close-up of you and women in the audience whistle and cheer. Your team wins the coin toss and you line up on the offensive line ready to take on whatever comes at you. The ball snaps! It's then that you see the 350 lb engine of destruction (a lineman) charging right at you.
You regain conciousness a few minutes later. You're surrounded by medics. They carry your broken, battered body off the field on a stretcher. So much for your NFL debut. Enjoy sucking food through a straw for the rest of your life.
I wish for a chain mail hauberk. _________________ Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
=Guardian, Moderator, UltimaDot Newshound=  |
Fri Jul 29, 2005 8:46 pm |
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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King

Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 351
Location: Val's hairy legs |
↑ Granted. Being a newbie, you didn’t know how to wear the hauberk and became a boxer man, who had scared your puppy. It became aggressive and bit you and the armour into pieces. The aftermath... you have lost your arms and legs, an expensive mail shirt, your puppy (who got a death injection due to his aggressiveness).
quote: Originally posted by Roach
Linux is really hard and can have compatibility issues with games.
The grandma next door could use Ubuntu Linux. I guess she must have 1337 computer powers, w00t! XD
← I wish that chickens are able to fly. _________________ (\__/)
(o.O )
(> < ) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world domination! |
Sun Jul 31, 2005 3:32 am |
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Val
Risen From Ashes

Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Uh... okay.
Granted, chickens can already fly, just not very well.
I wish my Ghost in the Shell - Stand Alone Complex, Vol. 7 (2-Disc Limited Edition) had come with the DVDs.  _________________ Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
=Guardian, Moderator, UltimaDot Newshound=  |
Tue Aug 02, 2005 6:41 pm |
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weirdo2590
Protector of the Realm


Joined: 09 Jun 2005
Posts: 251
Location: Look behind you |
granted but the postman stole it.
I wish my fur wasn a normal werewolf colour and I didn't have an uncontrollable need to chew on old stinky shoes. _________________ # It's a badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger badger, badger, badger, badger, badger,badger.
Mushrom, Mushroom.....# |
Tue Aug 02, 2005 7:42 pm |
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Roach
SBR Belfry Bat

Joined: 20 Jan 2002
Posts: 3233
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Granted, your fur turns pitch black so as to better blend into the night, and all unfortunate K-9 instincts fade away. Your claws even sharpen to the quality of a diamond scalpel, your senses of smell and taste increase to supernatural levels. Your strength grows to that of ten men and you gain the endurance of a champion race horse. You revel in the power you now feel, shrouded in night you howl to the moon. However...
Your howling keeps you from noticing a small were-bunny rabbit hop over to you and bite you on the foot. You do not notice that is until it suddenly hits you that you have become much smaller and have an odd craving for carrots.
Edit after werewolf man’s post: Oops, ... I wish I didn’t get hit with a fish.
Last edited by Roach on Thu Aug 04, 2005 12:21 am; edited 1 time in total |
Tue Aug 02, 2005 10:22 pm |
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weirdo2590
Protector of the Realm


Joined: 09 Jun 2005
Posts: 251
Location: Look behind you |
*slaps roach with a large fish* you forgot to wish.
I wish I was a super werewolf again. _________________ # It's a badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger badger, badger, badger, badger, badger,badger.
Mushrom, Mushroom.....# |
Wed Aug 03, 2005 2:15 pm |
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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King

Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 351
Location: Val's hairy legs |
↑ Granted, you are now a super werewolf. However, you can’t adapt your rapid excretion rate, so you keep getting constipated until your bowels explode.
quote: Originally posted by Roach
... I wish I didn’t get hit with a fish.
↑ Granted. Look carefully. It’s not a fishy hit. It’s a kissy from a fishy who has big lipsticks. XD
← I wish to eat a werewolf. _________________ (\__/)
(o.O )
(> < ) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world domination! |
Fri Aug 05, 2005 4:44 am |
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Roach
SBR Belfry Bat

Joined: 20 Jan 2002
Posts: 3233
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Granted... Fortunately, while walking through the woods you come across weirdo2590 werewolf chunks; unfortunately the bowel explosion you gave him caused many secondary explosions fortunately leaving him in thousands of tiny bite size pieces. Unfortunately, having been your fault that he was blown into pieces you feel very guilty. Fortunately you find the chunks exceedingly tasty anyway. Fortunately his soul survived the explosions. Unfortunately, they were in those chucks you ate and he is now partially possessing your body.
And that you for the fishy kissey, it was cold and clammy yet surprisingly comforting.
I wish I could zap/teleport over fifty miles (30km), or so, distances. Traveling that far just to see a good friend of mine is putting too many mile on my truck. |
Fri Aug 05, 2005 10:00 am |
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Krzychu
Hidden Character

Joined: 25 May 2002
Posts: 1738
Location: It is my little secret. |
Granted, but for some unexplainable reason your legs don't teleport with the rest of your body instantly - you have to wait an hour before your legs appear in their rightful place.
I wish I could express myself more clearly sometimes... oh, how I wish that! _________________ =Member of the RPGDot Shadows=
=Member of the Nonflamers' Guild= |
Fri Aug 05, 2005 2:46 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes

Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Granted, you go to college for four years to get a degree in communication.
I wish that my new set of computer speakers last at least ten years longer than my last set, which lasted two years. _________________ Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
=Guardian, Moderator, UltimaDot Newshound=  |
Fri Aug 05, 2005 7:11 pm |
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Roach
SBR Belfry Bat

Joined: 20 Jan 2002
Posts: 3233
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Ok granted, you get some big, shiny, powerful brand spankin’ new speakers that you win in a raffle at your local mall or electronics store. They serve you well over an eight or nine years span reducing your hearing about ten percent (now that’s some good PC speakers!) before they eventually are replaced by the sound system that come with the new virtually PC computing system and end up sitting in a box until exactly twelve years and one day. At exactly twelve years and one day (who doesn’t see this coming?) the shiny powerful speakers, angry at being replaced, hacks into the World Wide Microsoft Global D/O (Defense/Offence) System and, in its anger, rains down powerful fusion rays upon every major city on earth. You are one of only a few survivors since you win another raffle to earn yourself a place in one of the underground vaults the remaining members of the government had been secretly building since Bill Gates and Microsoft outlawed national sovereignty and renamed the world Windows Earth. While you barely make it into the vault, vault 13, the rest of the world is thrown into a post apocalyptic wasteland complete with large mutants and water chips.
Does it still count if I give a good situation? Cause I can redo it if not.
I wish Juan Valdez, the Colombian coffee guy, would follow me around at all times, except while sleeping, but most definitely when I first get up, so that I could have fresh grown coffee from the mountains of Columbia any time I want. |
Sat Aug 06, 2005 3:41 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes

Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
The end of life as we know it is a good situation?
Granted, the coffee guy is now following you around. Unfortunately, his donkey is too. The donkey seems to have problems controlling it's bladder and bowels. The stench is enough to ruin the coffee. Not to mention cleaning up after the donkey is no fun for you.
I wish for a messenger bag. _________________ Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
=Guardian, Moderator, UltimaDot Newshound=  |
Sat Aug 06, 2005 9:47 pm |
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