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| Which would you rather have? |
| An army of orcs |
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64% |
[ 29 ] |
| An army of zombies |
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35% |
[ 16 ] |
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| Total Votes : 45 |
Val
Risen From Ashes

Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Bah, what do you think they invented gas masks for?! It'll work for the zombies and Roach!
*Hands Lawanda a gas mask.* _________________ Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
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Mon Dec 01, 2003 12:06 am |
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XeroX
The MasterCopy

Joined: 13 Dec 2001
Posts: 7125
Location: The Netherlands |
Just give me an army of orcs, the can always become zombies later. _________________ The original RED poster (retired now)
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Mon Dec 01, 2003 12:19 am |
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MageofFire
Griller of Molerats

Joined: 03 Oct 2003
Posts: 1594
Location: Monastery of Innos |
Yeah, that's the best idea: Zombie Orcs would be the best army ever! _________________ OMG! WTF?! MONKEYS!!!!
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Mon Dec 01, 2003 2:27 am |
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Secret Agent Lawanda
The last thing you see...

Joined: 23 Oct 2003
Posts: 1041
Location: World of Darkness (LA) |
Thanks, Val!
Lawanda dons the gasmask. _________________ -=Professional Secret Agent=-
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Tue Dec 02, 2003 1:00 am |
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ShadowAssas1n
Head Merchant


Joined: 16 Dec 2003
Posts: 68
Location: Sydney Aust |
Definately Orcs. Stronger, possibly smarter, Bigger, Faster. In other words,
Mean green fighting machines! Plus zombies r ugly and they smell  _________________ ++//..ThîÑK Få$T õ|2 ß Lâ§t ..\\++
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Tue Dec 30, 2003 12:33 am |
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MageofFire
Griller of Molerats

Joined: 03 Oct 2003
Posts: 1594
Location: Monastery of Innos |
Orcs aren't exactly eye candy either. And I imagine their B.O. would be pretty damn bad. _________________ OMG! WTF?! MONKEYS!!!!
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Tue Dec 30, 2003 12:36 am |
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ShadowAssas1n
Head Merchant


Joined: 16 Dec 2003
Posts: 68
Location: Sydney Aust |
Thats true they both smell but then again I'd rather just have a horde of dragons or army of knights hehe  _________________ ++//..ThîÑK Få$T õ|2 ß Lâ§t ..\\++
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Tue Dec 30, 2003 12:16 pm |
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MageofFire
Griller of Molerats

Joined: 03 Oct 2003
Posts: 1594
Location: Monastery of Innos |
quote: Originally posted by ShadowAssas1n
Thats true they both smell but then again I'd rather just have a horde of dragons or army of knights hehe
But undead demons and zombie warriors can kick any knight's ***. _________________ OMG! WTF?! MONKEYS!!!!
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Tue Dec 30, 2003 4:21 pm |
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Drake14
Brigadier General

Joined: 29 Mar 2003
Posts: 1310
Location: Around |
I would take orcs as they are strong, powerful, and have alrge numbers, they can easily be created, haven't you people seen the Lord of the Rings Movies, the orcs are made from the mud, they just dig them out and there they are, poof, sure, they may not be smart, ot smeel very good, but who cares about that, as long as your smart and don't smell bad, you can order them to do strategic things so they don't have to think, the only thing they have to thing about is fighting, and they can use very big weapons with one hand, for you people who play Gothic and Gothic II, how many orc weapons are you able to use with one hand, i've only found none, they are strong enough so they do't have to use both hands, and they have magic orcs, zombies just have... zombies.. the only person who would be able to cast the magic is the commander of the zombies. so... orcs are definatly better. _________________ Inhale Life, Exhale Pain
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Fri Jan 02, 2004 1:05 am |
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ShadowAssas1n
Head Merchant


Joined: 16 Dec 2003
Posts: 68
Location: Sydney Aust |
quote: Originally posted by MageofFire
But undead demons and zombie warriors can kick any knight's ***.
Hell no! Demons and zombies are plain stupid though, see an army of knights are smart, they can get into formations and pull out their shields and just slay them wif their swords, unlike zombies and demons who will be jus walkin around like retards. Also some knights will be armed wif bows and crossbows, hehe  _________________ ++//..ThîÑK Få$T õ|2 ß Lâ§t ..\\++
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Sat Jan 03, 2004 8:45 am |
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Val
Risen From Ashes

Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Too bad knights are not in this poll. _________________ Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
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Sat Jan 03, 2004 12:20 pm |
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mkreku
Keeper of the Gates

Joined: 22 Oct 2003
Posts: 112
Location: Uppsala, Sweden |
I picked orcs above zombies.. Not because they fight better or worse, though. Just imagine the after war party! The orcs can drink, dance and party their asses off, while the zombies will just stand there, or possibly just chew a little on each other. How much fun is that? Orcs know how to party.
The best thing about this thread though: Someone equalled Val to a zombie as in both being scary.. Zombies are also braindead, decomposed and smelly.. _________________ Swedes visit NordicGamers for the latest game reviews in swedish! |
Sat Jan 03, 2004 5:41 pm |
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Drake14
Brigadier General

Joined: 29 Mar 2003
Posts: 1310
Location: Around |
i agree. partying is the best part of ay army. an army who knows how ta prty is a good army to me. _________________ Inhale Life, Exhale Pain
Navy, Accelerate your life |
Sat Jan 03, 2004 7:21 pm |
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balconygolf_ThE_bRiDe
Alien Dwarf

Joined: 26 Dec 2003
Posts: 705
Location: Greece/Athens or *BrOtHeRhOoD* |
Now people look.This isnt a simple question.You have to think as you are the leader of its army.Both armies are very good at fighting.Both armies are stinky.Well an Orc army would party after a win thats for sure....but the zombie army has something to advance and this advance gives ti the lead in the whole armies.ZOMBIES DONT EAT,dont dress,dont need equipment.So as a leader of a zombie army I wouldnt worry about the finance problem like how to feed them, dress them or equip them.Understood?  _________________
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Sat Jan 03, 2004 8:09 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes

Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
@mkreku: I see some things never change. Especially you. _________________ Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
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Sat Jan 03, 2004 8:14 pm |
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