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Which would you rather have?
An army of orcs
64%
 64%  [ 29 ]
An army of zombies
35%
 35%  [ 16 ]
Total Votes : 45

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Val
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Bah, what do you think they invented gas masks for?! It'll work for the zombies and Roach!

*Hands Lawanda a gas mask.*
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Post Mon Dec 01, 2003 12:06 am
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Just give me an army of orcs, the can always become zombies later.
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Post Mon Dec 01, 2003 12:19 am
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Yeah, that's the best idea: Zombie Orcs would be the best army ever!
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Post Mon Dec 01, 2003 2:27 am
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Thanks, Val!

Lawanda dons the gasmask.
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Post Tue Dec 02, 2003 1:00 am
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Definately Orcs. Stronger, possibly smarter, Bigger, Faster. In other words,
Mean green fighting machines! Plus zombies r ugly and they smell
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Post Tue Dec 30, 2003 12:33 am
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Orcs aren't exactly eye candy either. And I imagine their B.O. would be pretty damn bad.
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Post Tue Dec 30, 2003 12:36 am
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Thats true they both smell but then again I'd rather just have a horde of dragons or army of knights hehe
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quote:
Originally posted by ShadowAssas1n
Thats true they both smell but then again I'd rather just have a horde of dragons or army of knights hehe


But undead demons and zombie warriors can kick any knight's ***.
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Post Tue Dec 30, 2003 4:21 pm
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I would take orcs as they are strong, powerful, and have alrge numbers, they can easily be created, haven't you people seen the Lord of the Rings Movies, the orcs are made from the mud, they just dig them out and there they are, poof, sure, they may not be smart, ot smeel very good, but who cares about that, as long as your smart and don't smell bad, you can order them to do strategic things so they don't have to think, the only thing they have to thing about is fighting, and they can use very big weapons with one hand, for you people who play Gothic and Gothic II, how many orc weapons are you able to use with one hand, i've only found none, they are strong enough so they do't have to use both hands, and they have magic orcs, zombies just have... zombies.. the only person who would be able to cast the magic is the commander of the zombies. so... orcs are definatly better.
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Post Fri Jan 02, 2004 1:05 am
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quote:
Originally posted by MageofFire
But undead demons and zombie warriors can kick any knight's ***.


Hell no! Demons and zombies are plain stupid though, see an army of knights are smart, they can get into formations and pull out their shields and just slay them wif their swords, unlike zombies and demons who will be jus walkin around like retards. Also some knights will be armed wif bows and crossbows, hehe
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Post Sat Jan 03, 2004 8:45 am
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Too bad knights are not in this poll.
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Post Sat Jan 03, 2004 12:20 pm
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I picked orcs above zombies.. Not because they fight better or worse, though. Just imagine the after war party! The orcs can drink, dance and party their asses off, while the zombies will just stand there, or possibly just chew a little on each other. How much fun is that? Orcs know how to party.

The best thing about this thread though: Someone equalled Val to a zombie as in both being scary.. Zombies are also braindead, decomposed and smelly..
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Post Sat Jan 03, 2004 5:41 pm
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i agree. partying is the best part of ay army. an army who knows how ta prty is a good army to me.
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Post Sat Jan 03, 2004 7:21 pm
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Now people look.This isnt a simple question.You have to think as you are the leader of its army.Both armies are very good at fighting.Both armies are stinky.Well an Orc army would party after a win thats for sure....but the zombie army has something to advance and this advance gives ti the lead in the whole armies.ZOMBIES DONT EAT,dont dress,dont need equipment.So as a leader of a zombie army I wouldnt worry about the finance problem like how to feed them, dress them or equip them.Understood?
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Post Sat Jan 03, 2004 8:09 pm
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@mkreku: I see some things never change. Especially you.
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