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Val
Risen From Ashes
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Location: Utah, USA
   

Granted, you are mauled by a panda.

I wish for a turtle.
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Post Sun Jul 17, 2005 12:24 am
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CassRo
Seer of Delphi
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Joined: 11 Feb 2005
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Location: look behind you ...
   

Granted, you get a rocket-propelled turtle. It blasts off and burns your entire face.

I wish McDonalds would die and KFC would rule the world.
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You read this text AGAIN?! ARGHH! Stop reading! Now! You're still reading this, aren't you. *sigh* Sure, read, I doesn't bother me. Really! Read on, dude. Cool. READ. Ok, enough! Stop! ... I hate you ... If you don't stop I'll replay Manhunt and I'll show you what I can do with a toothpick!!!11 Save the Whales!!!!!!111oneoneone
Post Sun Jul 17, 2005 6:35 pm
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Val
Risen From Ashes
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Location: Utah, USA
   

Granted, everyone with the last name McDonalds dies from a horrible plague that only affects them. In the aftermath of this event, a man named Keith "Frag'em" Cooper (also known as KFC), rises to power. With mind-controlling drugs, he convinces the leaders of every nation on Earth to cede power to him. He does this in secret, of course, so that no one knows that he is the one pulling everyone's strings.

I wish for an ice cream cone.
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Post Sun Jul 17, 2005 7:26 pm
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CassRo
Seer of Delphi
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Granted, you get and ice cream cone made by the employes of a man called R. McDonald. But now that he is dead a plague has sweeped the entire company, because all the workers had on their name tag written "Hello, I'm ... McDonald". Apparently, this plague is a modern one which identifies people by their name tags. And the plague is deliverd to everything they touch, including ice cream cones. But in the i.c.c. it mutates and it affects all people.

I wish Val would be a zombie.
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You read this text AGAIN?! ARGHH! Stop reading! Now! You're still reading this, aren't you. *sigh* Sure, read, I doesn't bother me. Really! Read on, dude. Cool. READ. Ok, enough! Stop! ... I hate you ... If you don't stop I'll replay Manhunt and I'll show you what I can do with a toothpick!!!11 Save the Whales!!!!!!111oneoneone
Post Sun Jul 17, 2005 7:39 pm
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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King
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Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 351
Location: Val's hairy legs
   

Granted, Val gets a zombie disease. Since R. McDonald is her little slave, now everybody in the company has infected with the zombie disease in addition to the plague. Poor little kids who go to McD ... now they become hungry zombies and become a burden of the society. We need to kill every kid that exists in order to stop this madness.

I wish for an umbrella.
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Post Sun Jul 17, 2005 8:13 pm
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Val
Risen From Ashes
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Location: Utah, USA
   

Granted, but you have no time to enjoy it. My undead army of zombies sweeps across the globe consuming all of you fleshies. Mmm... brains! *Eats pink-hippo's brain.*

I wish for a toothpick. I need one after eating pink-hippo. She was kind of stringy.
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Post Mon Jul 18, 2005 2:16 am
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CassRo
Seer of Delphi
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Granted, you get a toothpick and get out all fo pink's remainings in your teeth. But you discover something else, strange and ... hard. The second you get that out you feel ... better, lighter, like a huge burden has been lifted from your shoulders. You look in the mirror and see yourself a normal human! So that was the thing causing the plague. McDonalds food stuck between your teeth! And with you, the entire world has been healed. Congratulations!!! [and so ends the epic saga of the undead McDonald zombie plague...Or has it?]

I wish the other would continue this if [and when] they have ideas. It's funny. But you can corrupt it and don't. Your choice!
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Post Mon Jul 18, 2005 8:14 am
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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King
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Joined: 21 Apr 2005
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Location: Val's hairy legs
   

Granted. However, the fallen McDonald's kids were relentless. They seeked revenge against CassRo who destroyed their former glory. However, without their leader, they were lost and instead attacked every creature in the street.

I wish that a knight-in-a-shining-armour will be risen to protect the humanity from McDonald's zombies.
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Post Mon Jul 18, 2005 4:07 pm
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Val
Risen From Ashes
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Location: Utah, USA
   

Granted, a knight, shiny armor included, is raised from the dead. This undead knight kills all of the zombies. After killing all of the zombies, he feels a bit lonely. After all, there are no undead peasants to watch over. No undead ladies to save from undead dragons. Thus, he swears alliegence to me, Val, the only person left who has been undead and can understand his situtation. My first command to him? "Build me an army worthy of Mordor!" *ahem* Under my command, he begins to build me a new, better army of undead knights and soldiers. My undead hoard spreads across the world like an encroaching darkness, consuming, assimilating and converting all to my cause.

I wish for a nice throne. The kind with skulls and bones and stuff in it. Yeah, that'd be cool.
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Post Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:45 pm
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Korplem
Swashbuckler
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Location: Pearl Harbor, HI
   

Granted. It's got a crap load of skulls and bones. One of the skulls, positioned awkwardly between the legs, just happens to be that of Morte. He never shuts up and you loathe being in ear shot of the throne. The few times you sit on it, when your subjects come to beg for your mercy, Morte makes a fool of you.

I wish that I could be a knight in rotting armor to fend off the human invasion into the undead lands!
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Post Mon Jul 18, 2005 11:59 pm
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Kamahl
King of Spam
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Location: Slovenia-Ljubljana
   

granted you fend off the invasion but you cant fend off the invasion of orcs and the undead lans are now owned by orcs


i wish for a braclet that would improve all my skills
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Post Wed Jul 20, 2005 2:27 pm
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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King
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Joined: 21 Apr 2005
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Location: Val's hairy legs
   

Granted.

Powerful Superleet Uber Bracelet
+7 to all skill levels
Required Levels:
Spelling skill level 1 (Your level: 0)

That teddy bear in the corner store is soooo CUTE. I wish I could get him for my birthday.
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Post Wed Jul 20, 2005 10:26 pm
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Val
Risen From Ashes
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Location: Utah, USA
   

quote:
Originally posted by pink-hippo
Required Levels:
Spelling skill level 1 (Your level: 0)

Thanks, I needed a good laugh.

Granted, on your 90th birthday you recieve the teddy bear.

I wish for a watch.
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Post Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:07 pm
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Krzychu
Hidden Character
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Joined: 25 May 2002
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Location: It is my little secret.
   

Granted, you get a watch that runs backwards.

I wish for a fresh fish.
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Post Sun Jul 24, 2005 4:57 pm
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Val
Risen From Ashes
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Location: Utah, USA
   

Granted, you get a three-eyed carp that's been living in a polluted lake.

I wish for a sailboat.
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