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Evil_genius
Village Dweller
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 3
Location: ...its.... cold.... |
I wish somebody would make a mod, so i could get to play as a member of the ork race. It would be some really funny quests. You go over and talk to your Shaman-in-lead, Onktar. his reply to your question ''Got any tasks for me, or can i get high on swampweed, as to summon any visions we need of the Drummer, or holy deity, which will drum us to heaven in a big balloon.''
is:
OOO0000fffaaaaJuGgA!
ofajuggaaaaaaarrr.
You hear the well known scratching in your quest book. And you read on -''I just talked to Onktar, he seems to complain about the bad weather, and Therefore we are to ''lay seige'' to the humans camp, pretending to fight them, so we can recieve our gods blessing. I am to order the lowest ranking officers to pack our stuff Together, and send our shepards to gather sheep, hopefully they wont delay so long again, its getting annoying and the poor sheep are badly bruised when they arrive...
later on '' The weather didnt inprove..... and now where stuck here since this stupid shaman refuses to go.. Furthermore theres a crasy human running around slaughtering our men, hes died about 6 times now but he keeps popping back to life... god i hate innos.'' But whats real interesting is that he can carry 1000 crude swords withouth problems.
Even later. '' Dragons are helping us, seems as its going to right way now! some kind off magic spell brought all our men back to life, and now the shamans taking credit... I should beat onktar up.
The communication would be real bad too i mean, how can a race survive in huge numbers when all they can say if ''oofajugga''?
''Ooofajugga''= I just Killed a zombie''
OofajuGGA!= ooohhh.... theres a birdie!
Ork Elite: '' OfaJuggga!!'' = Lets eat Mud.
but I guess its real good for your cv, i mean, i know 3 languages, english, orkish, and spanish.
god i have crap humour. 
Funny things you say... hm..
Yes its that guy near the black troll.. hes so hilarious. i got there very early in the game (couldnt kill the damn snappers)
You are like ''You waiting for someone''
And hes like ''not anymore, now that your here i can beat them damn snappers , offcourse i couldnt do it withouth your help, thats why ive been sitting here for 5 hours. Care to help me?
And then youre like '' Yeah''
Then he's like ''Lets go. And then he walks over takes his bow and start shooting them, while you picknick.. after hes done, You get to be his hero and all, and hes so damn thankful That i couldnt stop laughing. 
oh well..... Maybe its just me.
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EVIL! MEET MY SWORD!... Sword, meet evil.
I dont like swords, theyre so pointy, hand me a lance! |
Thu Jul 08, 2004 12:27 pm |
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Uocjat
High Emperor
Joined: 06 Mar 2003
Posts: 706
Location: deep in the dungons of area 51 |
LoL yer we must have an orc mod
just a note .. the fighting of an orc is really bad and hard to handel =(
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Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtsy,
it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod
are, the olny imprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and
lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. the rset can be a
total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm.
tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey
lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. |
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Thu Jul 08, 2004 12:52 pm |
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Daedalus
High Emperor
Joined: 04 Jan 2002
Posts: 2516
Location: Estonia |
lol the orc mod surely sounds very interesting i would want it ! about that black troll dude over there in addon if u wont help him he will not be very thankful  |
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Thu Jul 08, 2004 6:00 pm |
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Byblos
Village Leader
Joined: 14 Dec 2003
Posts: 80
Location: USA, East |
YOu can posses and orc an become one using MARVIN mode, but you cant say oofajugga and if you talk to poepel you use the Heros voice :'( |
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Thu Jul 08, 2004 10:38 pm |
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Uocjat
High Emperor
Joined: 06 Mar 2003
Posts: 706
Location: deep in the dungons of area 51 |
thats why we need to make a mod to change that
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Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtsy,
it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod
are, the olny imprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and
lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. the rset can be a
total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm.
tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey
lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. |
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Thu Jul 08, 2004 10:40 pm |
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Jabberwocky
Noble Knight
Joined: 06 Nov 2003
Posts: 208
Location: New York, USA |
Oofajugga oofajugga...
Oofajugga oofajugga oof oof jugga oofajugga oofajugga, ajugga oof oofajugga oofajugga oofajugga!!
Oofajugga?
Oofajugga??
OOFAJUGGA!!!!! 
Okay okay, seriously... After Gothic 3 I think PB should do an add-on to that game, only make you play as an Orcish character and allow you to see the story from their point of view. After all, Xardas told the hero in G1 that the Orcs were not savages, and that they had a culture and language as complex as our own. I think it would be awesome to play a Gothic off-shoot that immersed you in their world, giving you the chance to learn all about them and their way of life. It wouldn't have to be a long game - like I said, just an add-on that played out a brief story associated with the happenings in G3.
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"D'oh! I knew I should've saved sooner!" |
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Fri Jul 09, 2004 7:35 am |
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Phil5000
Keeper of the Gates
Joined: 11 Mar 2004
Posts: 115
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Oofajugga means "No wait! I mean you no harm. This whole war's been a terrible misunderstanding!" |
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Fri Jul 09, 2004 10:47 am |
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Uocjat
High Emperor
Joined: 06 Mar 2003
Posts: 706
Location: deep in the dungons of area 51 |
oh so thats why they yell it before beating you down ..
i guess fighting you is just a way to test your skill if your worthy of their friendship
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Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtsy,
it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod
are, the olny imprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and
lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. the rset can be a
total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm.
tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey
lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. |
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Fri Jul 09, 2004 11:34 am |
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Evil_genius
Village Dweller
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 3
Location: ...its.... cold.... |
.... uhm.... double post hehe... im glad you like my idea, personally i think it would be hilarious to have and opposite to scorpio..
(the guy training the soldiers in gothic 1)
Name the ork Oiprocs... and make a battle animation for the orks he is traning... but instead of fluid graceful movements the orks would go berserk each morning.. chop eachother to pieces.. and get nursed by the same shaman.... That would be funny.
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EVIL! MEET MY SWORD!... Sword, meet evil.
I dont like swords, theyre so pointy, hand me a lance!
Last edited by Evil_genius on Fri Jul 09, 2004 12:34 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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Fri Jul 09, 2004 12:30 pm |
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Evil_genius
Village Dweller
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 3
Location: ...its.... cold.... |
yeah..... my best friends are dead orks.
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EVIL! MEET MY SWORD!... Sword, meet evil.
I dont like swords, theyre so pointy, hand me a lance! |
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Fri Jul 09, 2004 12:30 pm |
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Byblos
Village Leader
Joined: 14 Dec 2003
Posts: 80
Location: USA, East |
OooofaJuggga! |
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Fri Jul 09, 2004 5:23 pm |
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kriksa
Baron of the Court
Joined: 01 Apr 2004
Posts: 328
Location: Estonia |
quote:
Originally posted by Jabberwocky
After all, Xardas told the hero in G1 that the Orcs were not savages, and that they had a culture and language as complex as our own.
Not when im done with them.  |
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Sun Jul 11, 2004 6:35 pm |
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Daedalus
High Emperor
Joined: 04 Jan 2002
Posts: 2516
Location: Estonia |
btw if u look closely in Gothic 1 the orcish camp u can find a big chair in some caves i think there was somekind of Bigger Ranked Orcish leader , i wonder if we see him somewhere cos we didnt see any special tagged orc yet , only Ur Shak , The orc in the new mine and in Gothic 2 Hosk Pak , but they all were only shamans |
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Sun Jul 11, 2004 8:13 pm |
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Uocjat
High Emperor
Joined: 06 Mar 2003
Posts: 706
Location: deep in the dungons of area 51 |
and there was that orc cornal in G2 on the island which name i can never spell .. the one in the throne room whit the two switches
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Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtsy,
it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod
are, the olny imprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and
lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. the rset can be a
total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm.
tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey
lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. |
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Sun Jul 11, 2004 9:53 pm |
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Patriot
Small Tiger
Joined: 31 May 2004
Posts: 1421
Location: Athens,Greece |
The idea with the orc mod is great
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