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Val
Risen From Ashes

Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Granted, you now have a used, bloody bandaid.
I wish for a tire swing. _________________ Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
=Guardian, Moderator, UltimaDot Newshound=  |
Mon Jul 11, 2005 6:57 pm |
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weirdo2590
Protector of the Realm


Joined: 09 Jun 2005
Posts: 251
Location: Look behind you |
granted your pan now has a charity rock concert for it.
i wish for unlimited emoticons on msn. _________________ # It's a badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger badger, badger, badger, badger, badger,badger.
Mushrom, Mushroom.....# |
Tue Jul 12, 2005 3:21 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes

Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Granted, but now the list of emoticons is two miles long and crashes the program whenever you try to pick one.
I wish people would make sense. _________________ Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
=Guardian, Moderator, UltimaDot Newshound=  |
Tue Jul 12, 2005 6:22 pm |
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Korplem
Swashbuckler

Joined: 23 Dec 2002
Posts: 853
Location: Pearl Harbor, HI |
Granted. *Pulls the change out of his pocket but he only has 2 dimes. Sorry, I can't break that dollar.*
I wish that I could opt to not make a wish without being threatened by a large trout. _________________ If soot stains your tunic, dye it black. This is vengeance.
-The Prince of Nothing |
Wed Jul 13, 2005 1:16 am |
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Lintra
Elf Friend

Joined: 23 Apr 2002
Posts: 9448
Location: Bermuda, the triangle place with SANDY BEACHES |
Granted. Instead you are hit with a large wahoo ... watch out for the teeth - they are razor sharp ... also the wahoo leaves a large amount of slivery slime behind. So not only are you bleeding from the teeth, but you've been slimed as well
I wish for new eraser for my mechanical pencil (my son's friends chewed the old one off). _________________ =Member of The Nonflamers' Guild=
=Just plain clueless= |
Wed Jul 13, 2005 10:57 am |
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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King

Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 351
Location: Val's hairy legs |
Granted, but it doesn't fit in your pencil. It can't erase very well, so here comes another chewtoy for your son's friend.
I wish that dream I have every night -- where I turned into a two-headed goose and was hunted by my mom -- will go away. |
Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:59 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes

Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Granted, instead you turn into one of those turtle things from Super Mario Brothers. You now suffer the indignity of two short Italian plumbers jumping on you repeatedly.
I wish for the ability to read minds. _________________ Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
=Guardian, Moderator, UltimaDot Newshound=  |
Wed Jul 13, 2005 5:30 pm |
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Lintra
Elf Friend

Joined: 23 Apr 2002
Posts: 9448
Location: Bermuda, the triangle place with SANDY BEACHES |
Granted. Of course you will need trillions of hours of physco therapy to overcome the damage done by *knowing* what all those twits around you are actually thinking about ... not to mention the huge number of law suits until you learn to control your reactions.
I wish for a cup to drink my soup out of. _________________ =Member of The Nonflamers' Guild=
=Just plain clueless= |
Wed Jul 13, 2005 6:39 pm |
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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King

Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 351
Location: Val's hairy legs |
Granted, but there is no spoon.
I wish I can survive from touching TEH MAD CAT. |
Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:34 pm |
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Korplem
Swashbuckler

Joined: 23 Dec 2002
Posts: 853
Location: Pearl Harbor, HI |
Granted, but you only survive by becoming TEH MAD CAT!
I wish I could be Ren 'Mad Dog' Hoek. _________________ If soot stains your tunic, dye it black. This is vengeance.
-The Prince of Nothing |
Wed Jul 13, 2005 10:13 pm |
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weirdo2590
Protector of the Realm


Joined: 09 Jun 2005
Posts: 251
Location: Look behind you |
Grantes you are now a dog with rabies.
i wish for the power to make people laugh . _________________ # It's a badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger badger, badger, badger, badger, badger,badger.
Mushrom, Mushroom.....# |
Thu Jul 14, 2005 4:52 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes

Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Granted, you now have a sausage for a nose with the words, "I went to get some plastic surgery and all I got was this stupid sausage", tattooed across your forehead.
I wish for a bottle of Jones Strawberry Lime soda. _________________ Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
=Guardian, Moderator, UltimaDot Newshound=  |
Thu Jul 14, 2005 8:15 pm |
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weirdo2590
Protector of the Realm


Joined: 09 Jun 2005
Posts: 251
Location: Look behind you |
Granted, but its empty.
i wish for a personal chaufer called lez. _________________ # It's a badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger badger, badger, badger, badger, badger,badger.
Mushrom, Mushroom.....# |
Fri Jul 15, 2005 8:07 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes

Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
Granted, unfortunately, Lez has really bad body odor, the 3rd day of a comic convention type. It makes you want to throw up every time you get in a car with him.
I wish for a ray gun. _________________ Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
=Guardian, Moderator, UltimaDot Newshound=  |
Fri Jul 15, 2005 8:44 pm |
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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King

Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 351
Location: Val's hairy legs |
Granted, you get a ray gun. Every time you press the trigger, the gun screams "Idiot Alert /!\" and then shoots pee back at the shooter.
I wish for panda hug. |
Sat Jul 16, 2005 2:10 am |
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