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Val
Risen From Ashes
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Granted, you now have a used, bloody bandaid.

I wish for a tire swing.
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Post Mon Jul 11, 2005 6:57 pm
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weirdo2590
Protector of the Realm
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granted your pan now has a charity rock concert for it.



i wish for unlimited emoticons on msn.
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Post Tue Jul 12, 2005 3:21 pm
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Val
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Granted, but now the list of emoticons is two miles long and crashes the program whenever you try to pick one.

I wish people would make sense.
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Post Tue Jul 12, 2005 6:22 pm
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Korplem
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Granted. *Pulls the change out of his pocket but he only has 2 dimes. Sorry, I can't break that dollar.*

I wish that I could opt to not make a wish without being threatened by a large trout.
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Post Wed Jul 13, 2005 1:16 am
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Lintra
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Location: Bermuda, the triangle place with SANDY BEACHES
   

Granted. Instead you are hit with a large wahoo ... watch out for the teeth - they are razor sharp ... also the wahoo leaves a large amount of slivery slime behind. So not only are you bleeding from the teeth, but you've been slimed as well

I wish for new eraser for my mechanical pencil (my son's friends chewed the old one off).
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Post Wed Jul 13, 2005 10:57 am
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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King
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Location: Val's hairy legs
   

Granted, but it doesn't fit in your pencil. It can't erase very well, so here comes another chewtoy for your son's friend.

I wish that dream I have every night -- where I turned into a two-headed goose and was hunted by my mom -- will go away.
Post Wed Jul 13, 2005 12:59 pm
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Val
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Granted, instead you turn into one of those turtle things from Super Mario Brothers. You now suffer the indignity of two short Italian plumbers jumping on you repeatedly.

I wish for the ability to read minds.
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Post Wed Jul 13, 2005 5:30 pm
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Lintra
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Granted. Of course you will need trillions of hours of physco therapy to overcome the damage done by *knowing* what all those twits around you are actually thinking about ... not to mention the huge number of law suits until you learn to control your reactions.

I wish for a cup to drink my soup out of.
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Post Wed Jul 13, 2005 6:39 pm
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pink-hippo
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Granted, but there is no spoon.

I wish I can survive from touching TEH MAD CAT.
Post Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:34 pm
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Korplem
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Granted, but you only survive by becoming TEH MAD CAT!

I wish I could be Ren 'Mad Dog' Hoek.
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Post Wed Jul 13, 2005 10:13 pm
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weirdo2590
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Grantes you are now a dog with rabies.



i wish for the power to make people laugh .
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Post Thu Jul 14, 2005 4:52 pm
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Val
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Granted, you now have a sausage for a nose with the words, "I went to get some plastic surgery and all I got was this stupid sausage", tattooed across your forehead.

I wish for a bottle of Jones Strawberry Lime soda.
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Post Thu Jul 14, 2005 8:15 pm
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weirdo2590
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Granted, but its empty.




i wish for a personal chaufer called lez.
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Post Fri Jul 15, 2005 8:07 pm
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Val
Risen From Ashes
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Granted, unfortunately, Lez has really bad body odor, the 3rd day of a comic convention type. It makes you want to throw up every time you get in a car with him.

I wish for a ray gun.
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Post Fri Jul 15, 2005 8:44 pm
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pink-hippo
Counselor of the King
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Location: Val's hairy legs
   

Granted, you get a ray gun. Every time you press the trigger, the gun screams "Idiot Alert /!\" and then shoots pee back at the shooter.

I wish for panda hug.
Post Sat Jul 16, 2005 2:10 am
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