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Pikkon
A Hadou Master And A Skilled Thief

Joined: 29 Jun 2003
Posts: 2325
Location: Where the sea is salt and the pool is not... |
NO! Val showed me that! Actually, She Posted it in the "Since no one said it" Thread, It showed the way i was thrown into the Chipper/Shradder..  |
Mon Nov 10, 2003 7:47 pm |
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Toaster
Bread Alert

Joined: 27 Jan 2003
Posts: 5475
Location: Sweden |
But it MUST be ketchup, otherwise you could no way be in such a condition that you can write messages!  _________________
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Mon Nov 10, 2003 8:48 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes

Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
quote: Originally posted by goshuto
Harsh.
And slightly scary.
Why, thank you!
@Pikkon: Quit throwing ketchup balloons in my chipper/shredder! _________________ Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
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Mon Nov 10, 2003 10:46 pm |
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MageofFire
Griller of Molerats

Joined: 03 Oct 2003
Posts: 1594
Location: Monastery of Innos |
*Throws toast in Val's chipper/shredder. Toast causes it to jam.* See, toast is strong AND tasty!  _________________ OMG! WTF?! MONKEYS!!!!
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Mediocreties, I absolve you! |
Tue Nov 11, 2003 12:22 am |
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Val
Risen From Ashes

Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
*Flips the switch from low to medium and watches the toast get turned into bread crumbs for her salad.* _________________ Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
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Tue Nov 11, 2003 12:41 am |
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MageofFire
Griller of Molerats

Joined: 03 Oct 2003
Posts: 1594
Location: Monastery of Innos |
*Uses rune of "Make Things Super-Strong" to make toast invincible. Jams Val's shredder/chipper.* No more shall you harm or threaten the innocent members of the forum!  _________________ OMG! WTF?! MONKEYS!!!!
=Member of numerous usergroups=
=Active in none of them=
Mediocreties, I absolve you! |
Tue Nov 11, 2003 1:27 am |
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Val
Risen From Ashes

Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
*Switches the chipper/shredder to high, grinds up the toast, MageofFire's Rune and MageofFire. Then proceeds to whip his remains into a little sauce for spaghetti.* _________________ Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
=Guardian, Moderator, UltimaDot Newshound=  |
Tue Nov 11, 2003 3:21 am |
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Toaster
Bread Alert

Joined: 27 Jan 2003
Posts: 5475
Location: Sweden |
It's just to admit, no one has ever been able to beat Val, and no one never will.  _________________
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Tue Nov 11, 2003 5:50 pm |
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Pikkon
A Hadou Master And A Skilled Thief

Joined: 29 Jun 2003
Posts: 2325
Location: Where the sea is salt and the pool is not... |
yes, when val is with her hipper/Shradder no one can beat her...
Actually, even if she is not with her Chipper/Shradder no one can beat her..  |
Tue Nov 11, 2003 6:05 pm |
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Neo_Genesis
The Assassin

Joined: 10 Aug 2003
Posts: 3050
Location: The Netherlands |
i can
*Neo sneaks behind the chipper/shredder. he takes some little rocks out of his pocket and drops them in the chipper/shredder.* _________________ Always wondering how it would be... |
Tue Nov 11, 2003 6:10 pm |
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Pinnen
Wearer of the Hat

Joined: 19 May 2002
Posts: 7092
Location: The Sandy Beach Resort |
I'm with Toaster, there's no way to defeat Val. And I can't really see why anyone would, I like her just the way she is. _________________ CaptainWorshipperNonFlamer
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Tue Nov 11, 2003 6:56 pm |
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goshuto
Wanderer

Joined: 29 May 2002
Posts: 1142
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quote: Originally posted by Toaster
It's just to admit, no one has ever been able to beat Val, and no one never will.
Really? Watch this!
* unplugs chipper/shredder *
* removes backup battery from chipper/shredder *
* removes solar panel from chipper/shredder *
* removes wind blades from chipper/shredder's windmill power generator *
* removes steam turbine from chipper/shredder *
* removes fission/fusion nuclear generators from chipper/shredder *
* removes secret power device from chipper/shredder *
Ha! Now it can't work!  _________________ "Tree stuck in cat. Firemen baffled."--Simcity 3K
"Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards."--Soren Aabye Kierkegaard |
Tue Nov 11, 2003 7:20 pm |
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Val
Risen From Ashes

Joined: 18 Feb 2002
Posts: 14724
Location: Utah, USA |
*The chipper/shredder chews up the rocks and spits them out. Val spots Neo_Genesis and goshuto.*
Time to break out an old favorite.
*Val grabs Neo_Genesis and goshuto, drags them to the now very old, very foul smelling, rather moldy vat of salsa and dunks their heads in.*
Now to repair the chipper/shredder. *fixes it* _________________ Freeeeeeedom! Thank heavens it's summer!
What do I have to show for my hard work? A piece of paper! Wee!
=Guardian, Moderator, UltimaDot Newshound=  |
Tue Nov 11, 2003 7:21 pm |
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Neo_Genesis
The Assassin

Joined: 10 Aug 2003
Posts: 3050
Location: The Netherlands |
*Neo can hardly breath with that smell.*
alright, alright... i give up! _________________ Always wondering how it would be... |
Tue Nov 11, 2003 7:26 pm |
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